England · RIVER THAMES CRUISES
The river is still the fastest way to see the middle of London. These 15 run from a twenty-minute hop between piers to speedboats that open up past Wapping and dinner cruises that turn at Greenwich, each priced with its route.
Review of London’s 50-minute Thames Rockets speedboat ride, with landmark views, lively commentary, music, and high-speed thrills for small groups.
“It was a once in a lifetime experience. Also it is essential to read the information provided in your email.”
Review of Tootbus London, with three bus routes, Thames cruise, key stops, practical tips, drawbacks, and advice on who should book.
“We had to wait over an hour yesterday for a bus to show up. Very disappointed in the lack of buses. Did not bother staying on to see every site because of the initial delay.”
Cruise from Westminster to Greenwich past Big Ben, Tower Bridge, and the Tower of London, with live commentary and flexible return options.
“Lots to see from the Thames, good live narration. The speaker used good info and humour. I recommend”
London Thames dinner cruise review with landmark views, a 3-course meal, live music, practical tips, pricing, seating advice, and honest drawbacks.
“Food was great and the views from the river at night were very good. Our biggest complaint was the live entertainment was extremely loud and continuous the whole dinner cruise. We were not expecting to be in a very loud rock and roll nightclub atmosphere for a dinner cruise.”
Review of London’s Uber Boat Thames Clippers: scenic, flexible and affordable transport past Big Ben, Tower Bridge and Canary Wharf.
“👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 Great service definitely gonna try it again! However minimum number of 100 characters to write a review unnecessary”
Review of London’s Thames hop-on hop-off cruise, with pier tips, Greenwich advice, commentary, timing, value, and drawbacks.
“The crew were all very helpful and especially the commentator who made us laugh. We thank you for such a lovely experience.”
Review of London’s Thames lunch cruise: route, two-course meal, views, value, food, commentary, and practical tips before booking.
“Excellent cruise and 2 course meal was excellent. Staff were friendly and helpful. Drinks cost extra, but reasonably priced.”
Review of London’s Thames afternoon tea cruise, with landmark views, scones, sandwiches, practical tips, value, and honest drawbacks.
“16th birthday treat for girls. Perfect! The girls had a lovely time and enjoyed the treats and views on offer .”
See London from the Thames with a one-day Uber Boat pass, stopping at Westminster, Tower Bridge, Greenwich, and more.
“There was no one at the ticket box when we arrived and a sign directed us to where the boats docked. When we got there and showed our vouchers the woman became angry and started yelling the vouchers weren’t tickets. She was crazy unprofessional but let us board. We eventually got off the boat and later re boarded and a man converted the vouchers to tickets and it was a time consuming process. Pretty sure the lady didn’t want to bother with Viator tickets but the boats were nice and we took a ton of great pictures.”
Review of London’s Thames evening cruise with sparkling wine, canapés, jazz, sunset views, Tower Bridge, and Big Ben.
“We booked 11 people on this cruise. Tried to add a 12th person later and the Viator app defaulted the booking to a different day. I didn’t notice it till just after I submitted the booking. I called Viator immediately; and they put in a call with the tour operator to change the date for our 12th guest. When I didn’t hear back before we left for the event, I tried to add a brand new reservation, hoping they’d allow the one with the wrong date to be cancelled. It wouldn’t allow me to add her and said there was no available space. The boat was 50% full, so she…”
Thames Rockets speedboat review: a 45-minute London ride with Tower Bridge, Greenwich, the Thames Barrier, music, and high-speed thrills.
“What a fantastic experience. Worth every penny. Amazing guide Bill helpful, informative and good fun”
Tootbus London review covering routes, stops, audio quality, wait times, value, Thames cruise option, and who should book.
“We truly enjoyed getting around London via the Toot Bus! Our only complaint was that the audio tour was often behind where we were on the ride, so we weren't necessarily listening to details about anything near us.”
Review of the Tower of London guided tour with Crown Jewels access and flexible Thames cruise, including timing, value, walking, and practical tips.
“Tower of London tour was fun and the guide was knowledgeable and friendly. Would recommend an earlier start so when you are done you have time to explore more of the Tower of London. Save the boat ride for a separate day if possible.”
Review of London’s vintage bus tour and Thames cruise, with landmark stops, guide tips, fish and chips option, value, and practical advice.
“Having the opportunity to visit the Buckingham Palace was great and then to see the changing of the guards. The Fish and Chips lunch was the highlight. Enjoyed the tour guide.”
Review of London’s flexible Thames cruise, with route tips, ticket caveats, sightseeing value, commentary, timing, and who should book.
“I would give minus stars if I could. Did not get to do this experience as I never received my tickets.”
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